Supreme Emperor of Swords - Chapter 795 - Can You Stop Embarrassing Yourself?
Chapter 795 Can You Stop Embarrassing Yourself?
Ding Hao grinned.
“Brother Hao!” Li Yiruo was extremely excited and came to Ding Hao’s side, boldly but gently holding Ding Hao’s hand.
If it weren’t for the fact that many junior disciples were present, she might have rushed into Ding Hao’s arms.
“Yiruo, you are more beautiful than before.” Feeling the strong affection from her, Ding Hao was very moved and naturally raised his hand to gently gather Li Yiruo’s long hair blown by the wind and snow.
Right at this moment—
“Uncle, uncle, could you please take me as your disciple? I am very talented and hard-working at practice…” said the little fat boy Ren Woxing who rushed out and held Ding Hao’s thigh.
The crowd burst into laughter.
“Well, little brother, who are your parents?” Ding Hao teased him with a smile.
“My name is Ren Woxing. My father is the fatty called Ren Xiaoyao, and my mother is Muying.” The little fat boy told them everything about himself in one breath.
However, before he could finish his words, a man beside the little fat boy pulled him over and gave him a good beating. After that, the little fat boy appeared in front of Ding Hao with bruises. He said with a sad face, “I was wrong just now. In fact, my father is not a fatty. He is Ren Xiaoyao, the chief of the Sentencing Hall, who is the luckiest, most amiable, most handsome, and most dashing man in the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect…”
Ding Hao gaped at Ren Xiaoyao, who rolled up his sleeves, and stammered, “Well… is this your son?”
Ren Xiaoyao, the fatty, had a son.
Ren Xiaoyao laughed triumphantly. He was the one who mercilessly beat the little fat boy Ren Woxing just now. He looked at Ding Hao provocatively and said, “Haha, of course, he is my son. What do you think, Senior Brother Ding? You practice faster than I do and you are more powerful than me. Besides, there are more girls who have an affection for you. But this time, in terms of creating the next generation, I have walked ahead of you, hahaha…”
Looking at the fatty laughing wildly without a little demeanor of a chief, Ding Hao could only be left speechless.
In the Land of Infinity, it was very common for a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy and girl to get married and have children. It was not a big deal that Ren Xiaoyao had a son of more than two years old as he was 19 years old this year. However, Ding Hao still had a feeling that the new generation surpassed the old. He hardly noticed it, but unexpectedly, his peers already had a son.
Ding Hao ignored the complacent fat man, turning around and looking at the little girl Ding Tianshuang, who was standing shyly on one side, and said, “Little sister, are you also a member of the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect? Who is your mother?”
Before his voice died away, Wang Juefeng, the cynical man, laughed out loud.
Zhang Fan also tried hard not to laugh.
“Hahaha, what did you call her just now? Little sister? Ahhhh, it’s so funny…” Ren Xiaoyao was convulsed with laughter.
Ding Hao suddenly felt puzzled.
Looking at these people’s gloating expressions, Ding Hao knew that they would never tell him the reason. Therefore, he showed a smile that he thought was kind, squatting down, looking at Ding Tianshuang, and saying, “Little sister, what are they laughing at? Can you tell me?”
It was easy to fool children and drag some information out of them.
The little girl Ding Tianshuang looked back at Li Lan hesitantly and then suddenly put on a very tough expression and said, “Dad, can you stop embarrassing yourself? When you encounter beautiful girls like me, you just use this tone to hit on them. But I am your daughter. How can you call me little sister? How can you let me call you brother? Did you lose your mind?”
Ding Hao almost choked to death.
“Pardon? What did you call me?” The expression on Ding Hao’s face was unprecedentedly impressive.
The little girl sighed and said, “I really don’t understand. How can such a stupid person like you have such a smart daughter like me? Alas, put simply, my name is Ding Tianshuang, and my mother’s name is Li Lan. Dad, do you figure out who I am now?”
Ding Hao suddenly felt that he had been struck by a thunderbolt.
“Is this little girl my daughter?
“I… I’m going to be a father?
“Why is this feeling so unreal?!” Ding Hao thought.
Looking at the little girl with an adult’s expression in front of him, Ding Hao vaguely saw traces of Li Lan on her face, especially her beautiful and curved eyebrows which were exactly the same as Li Lan’s. However, her clear and limpid eyes were indeed a little similar to his.
He had indeed slept with Li Lan in the night before he left the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect, but it never occurred to him that Li Lan would be pregnant after that night!
Ding Hao raised his head blankly and subconsciously looked at Li Lan in the distance.
This female leader, well-known as the Jade-faced Asura in Snow province, looked calm and collected. Facing Ding Hao’s gaze, she looked a little proud and cunning, just like what she looked like when she said that she would not wait for even one minute as she wanted to be his woman right now that night.
“All right, all right!” Ding Hao thought.
Ding Hao slowly recovered from the shock. His eyes fell on Ding Tianshuang in front of him, and then he was speechless again. “This little girl is so precocious. Is it because of my good genes? Roughly speaking, she is at most three years old, but she is so eloquent that she even dares to tease her father.”
She was almost as precocious as Ding Ding beside Xie Jieyu.
Seeing that Ding Hao was so embarrassed, Wang Juefeng, Ren Xiaoyao, and the others laughed hysterically.
Many other disciples of the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect also chuckled when seeing this scene. They had heard countless legendary stories about Ding Hao before, and they thought that the legend of the sect would be dignified and solemn. Who knew that he would be so humorous and funny when they met him? Of course, he was terrifyingly strong. It was appalling that he could kill a master in the Demon Emperor Realm in an instant.
“Dad, don’t you have anything to say to me?” Ding Tianshuang raised her head and stretched out her tender little hand. “A welcome gift.”
Ding Hao was at a loss for words.
He bent down and picked up the clever little girl in his arms. Then he laughed and said, “Don’t worry, if you want stars, I won’t give you the moon. I will find whatever you want.”
The little girl smiled happily, puckered up her lips, and kissed Ding Hao on his face.
Ding Hao only felt that he melted at this moment.
Although he was not ready to become a father at all, when the little girl’s wet and warm mouth touched his face, he suddenly felt that he encountered the most fortunate thing in the world. He felt that he shared blood with her and blood was thicker than water. This was a kind of feeling which was hard to describe.
“Uncle, uncle, Tianshuang and I are good friends, very good friends. For Tianshuang’s sake, can you take me as your disciple?” Ren Woxing took out a crystal bottle from his Storage Ring and raised it high. “This is my precious beast milk. It’s definitely a rare treasure which was kept by special techniques. I’ll give it to you as a gift for me being your apprentice.”
Ding Hao laughed and bent down to pick up the little fatty. He said, “Well, for the sake of my daughter, I will take you as my disciple, little fatty.”
Ren Woxing burst into laughter.
In the distance, Ren Xiaoyao and the others were also amused. Although they hadn’t met each other for three years, Ding Hao had changed nothing for he was still as gentle and friendly as before.
In the past few months, the situation in the Northern Region had changed dramatically, and the Human Clan had been put under mounting pressure. As the top sect in Snow Province, the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect had undergone a severe test. In particular, the news they got from the superpowers such as the Blue Cloud Sect and the Extermination Swordsmanship Sect conceded that the Demon Clan had a hidden motive for choosing to ally in Snow Province. All the high-level leaders of the sect, including Li Lan, did not dare to neglect anything. In the past few months, the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect had begun to narrow down their sphere of activity and withdraw all the people from the Swordsmanship-seeking Villa on the bank of Mirror Lake, just trying to avoid conflicts with the Demon Clan.
But the arrogance of the Demon Clan made the whole Swordsmanship-seeking Sect very angry.
Now, things got better as Ding Hao was back.
Li Lan and the others felt that the invisible pressure that had been pressing down on them these days suddenly disappeared.
After chatting with some old friends for a while, they were about to return to the sect gate. However, just at this moment, streams of flowing light flashed in the distant sky. Powerful auras were coming like waves, and ear-piercing swooshes were overwhelming.
A smile appeared on Ding Hao’s face.
Some other old friends came.
The streams of flowing light fell on the ground and turned into familiar figures.
“Hahaha, I can feel a familiar aura from a distance. Sure enough, it’s you.” Hearing Song Que, the Mean Villain, laughing, they could just see a fat man with large ears rushing toward them.
“Mean Villain Song, you’re fatter than before.” Ding Hao put down the two little kids and gave the fat man a big hug.
“Young Sect Leader Song.” Li Lan and the others also saluted Song Que.
In the past three years, the Blue Cloud Sect, especially Song Que, had taken good care of the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect. He had come to the Swordsmanship-seeking Sect several times to inquire about Ding Hao.
“Haha, Sect Leader Xiao Lan, you finally get what you are expecting. Haha.” Song Que was sarcastic. He hit Ding Hao with his shoulder, winked, and said, “Little Chap Ding, you truly went too far. Why did you go to Central Region and Southern Wilderness instead of accompanying such a beautiful, noble, and elegant woman?”
Ding Hao suddenly wanted to tear the fat man’s mouth.
But only Song Que, because of his status, had no scruples about teasing Li Lan and him.
“Brother Ding!” Gu Xing’er, who came with Song Que, looked down at Ding Hao from a distance with a complicated look. She greeted him with a smile and hid the ecstasy in her heart.
Ding Hao nodded with a smile and said, “It seems that Bai Quanshui, as your master, is eligible. It indeed took him a lot of effort to help you enter the Martial King Realm in three years.”
Before his voice died away, a loud laugh came from the distant sky. “Haha, Brother Ding, you’re the boss. Since you have entrusted Xing’er to the Extermination Swordsmanship Sect, how can I not cultivate her with all my strength?”
As the white flowing light flashed, the crowd was dazzled in an instant, and then the tall and thin Bai Quanshui, Extermination Swordsmanship Sect’s Monster, as well as more than a dozen masters of the Extermination Swordsmanship Sect, appeared in front of them.
“I heard that the Demon Clan of the Heavenly Demon Temple is here to make trouble. It seems that they have already been killed by you, Brother Ding,” Bai Quanshui said with a smile.
Ding Hao smiled and said, “There are indeed a few ignorant guys who made trouble, but I have already disposed of them.”